Paradox

i like dick in my butt. hahahah who me? cx no you just didnt get hacked !

Anonymous asked: fruit salad.. yummy yummy cx

Yummy yummy yummy yummy fruit saaalllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad cx

iamverminator:

sirlockholmes:

abhauen:keepcalmandherotime:there-shall-be-pasta:



WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BITCH

can this man be my boss forever?

Our president doesn’t always ride skateboards
but when he does he’s fuckin’ suave as shit
(i mean look at that posture! He’s so DIGNIFIED mannnnn I’d be wobbling and flailing and I wouldn’t have even stepped on the thing yet)

The way he kicks the skateboard away at the end.
Debonair, man. 

how can you not like this man?

yea its cute when people who have a lot in common date each other
but i prefer someone i can argue with
&& in the end,
agree to disagree,
&& then make out ..
really why date yourself?

I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall & make all the girls jealous. I want someone who would sing to me at random moments. Someone who is more goofy than romantic. A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when I’m acting dumb. Someone who would bet me kisses that he could beat me at all the old playstaion games & then let me win. A guy who would make fun of me just to hear my laugh. He’d played with my hair all the time & surprise me with 25 cent rings. Someone who I could share lollipops with & lay on a blanket with to count the stars. We’d buy tons of disposable cameras to take the silliest pictures of each other & squirt waterguns at each other in the house. But mostly ; some who would be my best friend & would never break my heart. He would just always make me smile.

necrolust:

rotaway:

heads-ortails:

the-lessons-of-the-moth:

WHAT.

CANNOT COMPUTE

But how?

…it’s been rewinded….
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